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Things We Think About: Pictures
By Smaktakula We're Pretty Sure You Could Squeeze A Few More Words Out Of This Beauty. Few aphorisms are as ubiquitous–or contain as much self-evident truth–as ’A picture is worth a thousand words,‘...
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Cash4Gold: The Sinister Secret
By Smaktakula But Is It Reputable? Products Promoted By Hammer Are, If Anything, TOO Legitimate. Cash4Gold. You’ve seen the ads on TV, at the mall and on creepy hand-drawn signs stapled to telephone...
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Headlines 05.27.11
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines without reading the stories. Because The Headline Tells You All You Really Need To Know. *** My Son and West Point — How Did Four Years Pass In the...
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Depardieu’s ‘Euro-Nation’ Stunt Deemed Derivative And Unoriginal
By Smaktakula Smooth Move, Ex-Lax. Your Mère Must Be Very Proud. Bloated French nonentity Gèrard Depardieu attempted to make a splash Tuesday morning in what appears to be a copycat urination attack....
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Burt Reynolds Prepares For Recurring Role As Filthy Homeless Person
By Smaktakula Or Just Give Him A Place To Crash Until He Gets Things Together. You Know, Whatever. Mustachioed 70s fixture Burt Reynolds claims to be surprised to find that his Florida mansion is in...
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Headlines 03.06.12
By Smaktakula Oh, Man! If We Had A Dime For Every Time This Has Happened. In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick...
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Nobody Loves The Opossum
By Smaktakula Stupid, Despised And Unfit To Live, Yet The Opossum Still Flourishes. The State Of Indiana Can Be Explained In Much The Same Way. Spare a moment of thought, if you will, for that most...
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Headlines: In Fact, Yes We Did
By Smaktakula “Yes, Bonnie–Mr. Clinton Is Aware Of Your Article. But The Former President Is A Very Busy Man, And We All Think It’s Best If Maybe You Don’t Call Any More.” In which we comment on the...
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